addiebug

whitebeltwriter:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

image

ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing

makes sense to me

montparnah
  • Rick Riordan: *writes about 5 dozen straight couples of main, side, and even background characters whose love lives don't really need to be mentioned in his books*
  • Rick Riordan: *ignores all the queerness of the Greek/Roman mythology he bases his books on*
  • Rick Riordan: *includes one queer kid much later who hates himself over it, isn't given the "happy couple" status of literally almost every straight character, and is FORCED to come out as a plot point for some shitty plot device*
  • Rick Riordan: Lmao not to brag but im super inclusive.