silence-isthe-loudestscream

sylviasybil:

zylphiacrowley:

faewild:

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

Schrödinger’s laundry

Alternatively: everyone saw me wear it yesterday, but I own a washing machine so I could’ve washed it since then (I didn’t wash it).

people saw me wearing it yesterday but there will be different people seeing me today therefore it is not dirty

sameasthemadhatter

thepeopleyourparentswarnyouabout:

just-tell-her-already:

charlottelabouff:

The avengers getting stuck in Jurassic Park
Bruce is literally no help he just gets distracted by the science aspect of it all
Tony has mental breakdowns
No one can find Clint he’s probably riding a pterodactyl
Thor is eating a velociraptor
Natasha is already gone said fuck this fuck that fuck yall

Cap is just standing helplessly looking at all the chaos and saying “this is too much freedom”

Eating a velociraptor